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Vacationing Priests...
« on: September 09, 2010, 10:59:00 pm »

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation
by not wearing anything that would identify them
as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed
For a store and bought some really outrageous shorts,
Shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.


The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
they were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the scenery when
a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini
came walking straight towards them..
they couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said

'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'

nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then she passed on by. They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store
and bought even more outrageous outfits.

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said

'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,'
and started to walk away.


One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'
'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'


She replied,




'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.
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Re: Vacationing Priests...
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2010, 12:13:14 am »
I guess they didn't look at her face! :o
« Last Edit: September 10, 2010, 05:36:36 pm by dgman »
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Re: Vacationing Priests...
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2010, 03:04:30 am »
Always good for a laugh that one GB
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Re: Vacationing Priests...
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2010, 06:39:23 am »
HAHAHA!  Another good one!

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Re: Vacationing Priests...
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 09:45:48 am »
ouch....  ;D :D
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Re: Vacationing Priests...
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2010, 10:37:53 am »
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

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Re: Vacationing Priests...
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2010, 11:02:10 am »
Yeah baby,,,,LOL. I bet things won't be the same back home at the church.  ::)
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Re: Vacationing Priests...
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2010, 11:39:34 pm »
Today i was on a 'tour' with a group of 50 people. Train ride to the Missouri Wine country and back tonight....

Told this story about mid-way home this evening and some of the folks were still chuckling when they got off the train!

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Re: Vacationing Priests...
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2010, 06:37:30 am »
That's just wrong.  Hilarious - but wrong.

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Re: Vacationing Priests...
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2010, 06:27:36 am »
Like this one ;D
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