Dating Pamphlet

[northie66]

My daughter is just starting to date... so I told her I'm going to make a pamphlet for potention boyfriends.  She's freaking out!  So I made one up.  I thought you all might enjoy it... or even use it.

[Marcellarius]

I guess the date is over...... 
if not, keep your tools sharp and matches nearby

as a man and a father of three daughters I know that, until they married, "his" level of testosterone is always to high.....
 

Don't mind that I made a copy?

[Dawie]

  You are some crazy, but nice lady. I like it, I hope you don't need those tools. You really have a sence of humor I think if one of the guys read this and saw the humor of it, he would be the guy you'll want your daughter to date. Nice to know there are parents that care that much.
David.

[daneklund]

Nice.  As a grandparent with one granddaughter, I will pass this on.  thanks.

[julief]

I used to hand out a sheet titled "Rules for dating my daughter".  Luckily she had a sense of humor.  I think she still has a copy.

[northie66]

Yeah... I have that "Rules for Dating my Daughter"... It didn't have a picture of the lopper on it though.  I find that is very effective.

[Russ C]

LOL good one there Janet. I will pass this on to my daughter for my granddaughter. She is getting old enough to start dating. Thanks for sharing. 

[julief]

I have to admit, the lopper adds GREAT EFFECT.  It should get the point across well.

[Marcellarius]

do you think that replacing the lopper by a picture of me and my chainsaw would be to much?
 

[northie66]

Marc I think that's a perfect addition!  hahaha!

[jimbo]

Mothers are cruel some time, shame on you for chasing your daughters dream man away, bet you wouldn't have liked it when you were her age
Jimbo
 

[dgman]

Jimbo, I think she has done this because she remembers when she was that age!!

[jimbo]

I think you are so rite dg. and her poor daughter, then the punch up with poor hubby, oh dear what can we all do to save this situation, all help required
Jimbo

[northie66]

hahaha!  You guys are funny!  I ain't chasing her dream away... I'm just having a little fun with it.

[Russ C]

Meanwhile the daughters dream man is emotionally scared for life. LOL