My gosh this sounds like a real bad thing, pills beer, oops beer that sounds good the best pain killer around.
Janet I am really sorry you are in so much pain and it is naughty of me to make such a joke of it, I do know what it is like to have wooden splinters I worked in a timber mill when I was a lad of 15 so I have had a few, there was no simpathy I can tell you, that was what they used to call the good old days 1955
get well so I can give you some more cheek
Jimbo