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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« on: August 17, 2010, 03:03:06 pm »
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time,
cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn?t lie to you.

4. It?s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 03:22:16 pm »
 ;)That will take some organizing. LOL.
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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 03:23:16 pm »
You got them right...

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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 03:26:09 pm »
If my wife found out the other four, she would have me Neutered. LOL  :o  :o  :o
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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 07:46:05 pm »
I got that look again...Whats so funny Hunny?
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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 11:16:20 am »
Dan.....
I think it is time for you to get a "NetBook" for the shop so she isn't watching and listening when you chuckle all the tie!

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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 12:31:22 pm »
     Don't forget money! Dave 8)

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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2010, 06:57:31 pm »
You better hope...

1.  The one you married doesn't find out.
2.  The one you married isn't ME!

Cuz if it is, you get this:


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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2010, 07:13:58 pm »
Thanks Janet!

That was the best laugh I have had today!!!

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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2010, 12:22:18 pm »
    OH BOY :o Dave

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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2010, 12:39:36 pm »
See, Now that's what I am talking about. That's what my wife would do to me. A Puerto Rican woman with a temper. LMAO   :o  :o  :o
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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2010, 06:37:47 pm »
Geez Janet, I hope I never tic you off! :o
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2010, 03:33:48 pm »
Actually I tell my daughters that that's what's going to happen to any boy that makes a move on them.  This past week my daughters were away at their cousin's house where I knew boys would be around, so I emailed them that picture and said "remember".  ha!

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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2010, 12:51:41 am »
Janet....I am sitting here with a catalog open looking at a new Tee shirt...

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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2010, 09:15:42 pm »

 

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