signs

[Dawie]

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.


Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : " DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS "


At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."


Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: "Broken English spoken perfectly"


At an Applebee's restaraunt: "NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!"


Fitness Center sign: "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts."


In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."


On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor."


A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"


A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing road."

[Vince]

Gee wiz: Now ya got me singing that song, "Signs, signs - everywhere a sign". That shows my age - But I'm glad I got here , to this age LOL

Vince

[Russ C]

I agree "Signs, signs - everywhere a sign".     

[dgman]

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

[Vince]

Boy, it's a good thing we can scrolland sing at the same time.....LOL

Vince

[dgman]

Hey Vince, I do alot of demos and I teach scroll saw at Woodcraft so I have learned to scroll while I am talking. Its not as bad as rubbing your belly while patting your head though!

[Vince]

dgman / signs:  Lets see - rub my belly - pat my head - and scroll --- I'd have to get my wife involved and thats not gonna happen. She hates it when I go to Woodcraft - It cost to much to get out the door - BUT I have lots of toys to play with - My WC is only 2 miles from the house......Ye ya !

Vince