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Offline crusty59

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Question that Haunts me!
« on: August 04, 2010, 04:15:54 pm »
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? 
Where's that extra penny going to?
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Offline Rapid Roger

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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 07:20:06 pm »
TAX!!

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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 07:24:35 pm »
     Why do you park on a driveway....
      And drive on a parkway?
                  Dave ::)
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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 08:38:59 pm »
Do PENGUINS have knees?

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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 09:34:16 pm »
Because after you "put your two cents in",,,,, they charge you a  "penny for your thoughts"  the  IRS has to make money some way. LMAO  :o  :o  :o
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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2010, 09:36:43 pm »
Why do they call it a "pair" of pants when there is only one of them?

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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2010, 11:36:23 pm »
Why is it called toothpaste when you brush your teeth?  Was it invented by a man with only a tooth?
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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2010, 07:34:51 am »
Why is an orange an orange but an apple isn't a red?
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Offline BilltheDiver

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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2010, 09:23:47 am »
Why wasn't I born rich instead of just handsome?
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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2010, 09:56:54 am »
Why are they called 'apartments' when they are so close together?
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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2010, 01:28:56 pm »
Why do your feet smell and your nose run?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
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Rightarm

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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2010, 03:08:30 pm »
     AHHHHH thats funny Charlie. Dave 8)
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Offline Marcellarius

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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2010, 03:56:02 pm »
HELP ::), it's getting late here (22:00h) and my mind dazzles  :o due reading al this,
but you're all so funny ;D that my stomach hurts :'(  and my bladder almost burst. 8)

so let me add an question:
why (in the past) were potholes in the road bad, and are speed bumps good?
they both result in the same average speed, only the cost to make them are different...  :-\

Thank you all for making me laugh!  :D
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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2010, 12:40:20 pm »
Just heard somebody saying it again today and thought way do people say We are having a new baby? Are there old babies?
David
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Re: Question that Haunts me!
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2010, 01:37:32 pm »
    Have you ever wondered way you wonder?
                        Dave ::)
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