A guy is at the doctor's office complaining about erectile dysfunction. "Doc, can't we just replace 'it"? Doc says "uh...sure we can. In fact we're experimenting with elephant trunks now. Want to try one?" The man, thinking how studly he can be towards the ladies, says "Heck yeah!" Surgery is a success and it's time for the patient's follow up visit a week later. Doc says "How do you like your new "____" (censored myself). The man says "Well, doc...The ladies love it but now what do I do about all these peanuts stuck up my "____" (rear)!!!
