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Offline GrayBeard

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Tee Time!
« on: July 31, 2010, 01:06:11 pm »
A  man and his wife walked into a dentist's  office.

The man said to  the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two
Buddies sitting  out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget
About the  anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just
Want you to  pull the tooth, and be done with it!  We have a 10:00 AM  tee  Time
at  the best golf  course in  town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have
time to wait for the anesthetic  to work!'

The dentist  thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave
man asking  to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the
pain."

So the dentist  asks him, "Which tooth is it  sir?"



The man turned  to his wife and said,
"Open your mouth Honey, and show him."
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

Offline dgman

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Re: Tee Time!
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2010, 01:56:02 pm »
And thats when the fight started! ::) ;D ;D
Dan In Southern California

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Re: Tee Time!
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2010, 03:43:05 pm »
I think I would like to tee him off if I was the wife.
David.

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Re: Tee Time!
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2010, 04:19:56 pm »
Do you have anger issues toward women?   ;)

Offline GrayBeard

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Re: Tee Time!
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2010, 04:43:14 pm »
Are you addressing moi?

~~~GB~~~
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Re: Tee Time!
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2010, 08:12:57 pm »
golf canceled
Jimbo

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Re: Tee Time!
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2010, 09:17:32 pm »
Fight started  ??? NHAO , I would have.  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Tee Time!
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2010, 08:40:02 am »
very nice GB  :D
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