Only a Texas man can make you feel like a woman
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things
went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and
screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried. Then she yelled, "If I'm going
to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on
this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in
the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stood up in the rear of the
plane.
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,
one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled
across his chest. She gasped... Then, he spoke...
"Iron this -- and then get me a beer."
