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Offline GrayBeard

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"PRIDE"....
« on: July 27, 2010, 12:18:35 pm »
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I made love to each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'
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Dawie

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Re: "PRIDE"....
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 12:25:16 pm »

Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'
Love it.
David
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Offline Marcellarius

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Re: "PRIDE"....
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 01:05:18 pm »
 8)

perfect!
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Re: "PRIDE"....
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 05:04:19 pm »
Well at least I have allot to look forward too. LMAO  ::)
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Re: "PRIDE"....
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 05:40:22 pm »
HAHAHA!  That was a good one!
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Re: "PRIDE"....
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2010, 06:13:46 pm »
Imagine who he will tell when he's a 100
Jimbo
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 09:30:29 pm »
I dont care how I am I would tell everybody too.   Except my wife.
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Offline Kepy

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Re: "PRIDE"....
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 09:53:47 pm »
I just had to send this one to a 92 year old cousin.  She is the source of a lot of the jokes I receive.
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northie66

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Re: "PRIDE"....
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 09:59:44 pm »
chief kisses and tells.  I'll make a note of that.   ;)
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