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Offline GrayBeard

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The "Lemon Squeeze"!!!
« on: July 27, 2010, 12:12:48 pm »


There once was a very pretty and religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'


The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said,
'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said,
     'No, but it will wipe that silly grin off of your face.'
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Re: The "Lemon Squeeze"!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 12:30:39 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The "Lemon Squeeze"!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 12:58:46 pm »
HAHAHA

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Re: The "Lemon Squeeze"!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 05:09:11 pm »
My mind was going in a totally another direction. So Forgive me, Father, for I am sinning at this very moment.  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: The "Lemon Squeeze"!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2010, 07:45:39 pm »
    You guys kill me. Dave ;D

northie66

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Re: The "Lemon Squeeze"!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2010, 08:10:50 pm »
I was thinking the lemons were the chaser.  :o

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Re: The "Lemon Squeeze"!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2010, 09:27:06 pm »
I was thinking the lemons were the chaser.  :o
LMAO ,,,, ROFLMAO,,, :o :o :o
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Re: The "Lemon Squeeze"!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2010, 10:16:10 pm »
Russ - I just noticed your website name.  The wood whisperer!  That's hilarious!

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Re: The "Lemon Squeeze"!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2010, 10:34:25 pm »
What do they chase?
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