While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside of The Villages here in Florida, my soon to be ex-wife was discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. It must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive!!!
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my estranged wife's knee cap was all it took. The 'gator got her easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus the amount I saved in lawyer?s fees was really incredible.
LMBO
