You have plenty of room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet....
You REGRET all those times you resisted TEMPTATION!
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who comes into the room!
You have a party and the neighbors don't even notice!
You turn off the light to save on the electric bill!
All the names in your 'address book' end in "M.D."
You give up all your bad habits and still feel like crap!
"Getting a little action" means not having to take a laxative!
Your best friend is dating someone half their age and NOT breaking any laws!
In a hostage situation you are likely to among the first to be released!
~~~GrayBeard~~~