A month ago....

[GrayBeard]

I joined a Health Club.

So far I have spent $300 and haven't lost a pound.

Somebody told me you have to GO there! ! !

[cherie]

And who was this?  I work out at home and so far have gone from 185 to 166.  Trying to get back to my old weight of 145 when I last worked at the factory.  This is what happens when you start school and sit alot.  LOL

[Dawie]

Good for you Cherie. GB I reckon that soembody was maybe right.
David

[Rightarm]

    Hey GB. If somebody told ya to jump off a bridge, would ya do it? By the way. I have a bridge to sell.......$300. ;DDave

[GrayBeard]

Hey folks....

It Is A JOKE!!!!

[Judy Hunter]

I bought a treadmill.  What a great place to hang clothes and pile stuff on.   

[daneklund]

The treadmill sure keeps the dust down in the rest of the house - it must cuz it surely attracts a lot of it. 

[jimbo]

Only keeps the dust down if you are not useing it.
Hey Judy if you put your cloth on and then use the tread mill they will all dry cheaper than a clothes drier
jimbo

[GrayBeard]

But Jimbo then they would be all sweaty again and she would have to wash again!

OH, I forgot, "Horses Sweat, Men Perspire and Ladies GLOW"!
That comes from the OLD days before 'sports bras'!!!

~~~GB~~~

[northie66]

I hate when that happens ~ withholding pertinent information!

[Judy Hunter]

Yep! and I am one of the "glowingest" little fat girls you ever saw.   
After mowing 6 acres of lawn I am soooo glowing, even my dog doesn't want to come near me.

[jimbo]

My wife tells me
Jimbo

[Russ C]

When my wife sweats, she sweats diamonds, That is why I am so Richly In Love.