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Offline GrayBeard

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Penguins!
« on: July 13, 2010, 05:15:16 pm »

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in  Antarctica?

Where do they go ?

                                   

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an

extremely ordered and complex life.



 

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life,   as well

as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring

throughout its life.



 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of  the family

and social circle have been known to dig holes in  the ice, using their

vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird

to be rolled into and buried.



 

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: 

 

                        "Freeze a jolly good fellow"

 

                         "Freeze a jolly good fellow."




 

                        "Then they kick him in the ice hole."

 

 

                       

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Re: Penguins!
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2010, 05:18:54 pm »
ROLMAO.  Help I can't get up off the floor now.

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Re: Penguins!
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2010, 06:20:13 pm »
get out of here
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Re: Penguins!
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2010, 08:03:36 pm »
That ain't true.  I saw March of the Penguins.  They just walk away.   ;)

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Re: Penguins!
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2010, 10:20:31 pm »
Yeh rite, thats if the sharks dont get em first
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Re: Penguins!
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2010, 12:24:11 am »
My wife's staring at me  wondering what's so funny!!!
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Re: Penguins!
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2010, 12:29:22 am »
"Freeze a jolly good fellow"  Just when I thought I heard it all. LMAO.  :o
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2010, 01:55:29 am »
Do you need a hand Russ?  Looks like you fell hard.

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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2010, 03:22:05 am »
Another good one GB.
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Re: Penguins!
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2010, 04:58:30 pm »
Damn, where is that monitor cleaner... ::)
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Re: Penguins!
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2010, 04:59:27 pm »
there's a zoo in holland where 2 penguins escaped.
people called the police to report a penguin in the garden.......
so,..... perhaps penguins here go walkabout before the die?
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