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Offline Dan26

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The Farmer and the Kid
« on: August 31, 2014, 10:55:47 am »
A farmer pulls his John Deere tractor up to a curb and parks it. A little boy curiously asks, "Hey, mister, whatcha got in the trailer?"
The farmer says, "It a load of manure."
The boy asks, "Whatcha gonna do with it?"
The farmer answers, "I'm going to put it on my strawberries."
The boy turns up his nose and says, "My grandma puts cream and sugar on mine."
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Re: The Farmer and the Kid
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2014, 11:13:44 am »
A crappy story     :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

Good one Dan

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Re: The Farmer and the Kid
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2014, 03:36:21 pm »
Yeah, I also thought it stinks. :D ;D ;D
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Re: The Farmer and the Kid
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2014, 12:58:30 am »
 :D :D ;) LOL

the wisdom of kids... hahaha
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Re: The Farmer and the Kid
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2014, 02:45:56 am »
Good one Dan. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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