A senior citizen said to his old buddy:
"So, I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep,"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope. Poor as a Church mouse"
"Well then is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive."