Author Topic: Cow, Ant and old Fart  (Read 907 times)

Offline Kepy

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Cow, Ant and old Fart
« on: July 12, 2010, 07:55:45 am »
Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
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Offline Russ C

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Re: Cow, Ant and old Fart
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2010, 08:29:32 am »
Got me LOL. Another good one.  :o
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Re: Cow, Ant and old Fart
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2010, 08:50:45 am »
 ;D Nice one Kepy.
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Re: Cow, Ant and old Fart
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2010, 09:39:39 am »
Got me too!

Should have remembered that one.

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