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Irish Lubricant
« on: August 07, 2014, 10:58:32 am »

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had
come.

He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.

'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,!

'Ain't dat grand, !!'
Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, !'

The doctor then delivered a little girl.

He said,
'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting,
too....'

Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,
'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !'

The doctor then delivered another boy and said,
'Murph, you just had yourself another boy, !'

Murphy said to the doctor,
'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?'

The doctor said,
'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during
conception.'

Murphy said,
'Ah yeah, during conception.'

When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down
with his wife and said,

'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use
dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'

She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'

Murph said,
'I'll tell you, .....it's a freaking' good ting we didn't use WD-40


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Re: Irish Lubricant
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2014, 02:11:16 pm »
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Re: Irish Lubricant
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2014, 02:39:01 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Irish Lubricant
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2014, 03:14:24 am »
that hurts laughing... LOL
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Re: Irish Lubricant
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2014, 07:37:37 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. Good one Newfie. Could just as easily have been a Scotsman. 3 for the price of one. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Irish Lubricant
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2014, 07:11:47 pm »
Good one, keep them coming! :)
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