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Offline cdrover(Clyde)

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a little chuckle
« on: June 01, 2014, 06:03:18 pm »
A little boy was doing maths homework,
saying himself,2+5 the son of b!?$h is 7,
3+6 the son of b!?$h is 9,
His mother heard this and asked "What are you doing?"
Boy,"doing my maths homework"
Mom: and this is how your teacher taught you?

Boy: "Yes"

Infurriated,mother called the teacher:
Are you teaching maths to children by saying 2+2,
the son of b!?$h is 4?
Teacher started laughing and answered:
"what i taught them it was,2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4..."
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Re: a little chuckle
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2014, 06:48:13 pm »
LOL good one Clyde


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Re: a little chuckle
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2014, 10:11:18 am »
Like that one ;) ;) ;)
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Re: a little chuckle
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2014, 11:12:27 am »
Art Linkletter would have loved it.  Kids do say the darndest things.
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Re: a little chuckle
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2014, 12:23:57 pm »
great!!! LOL
;D :D
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Re: a little chuckle
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2014, 02:10:24 am »
 :D  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  good one.

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