A little boy was doing maths homework,
saying himself,2+5 the son of b!?$h is 7,
3+6 the son of b!?$h is 9,
His mother heard this and asked "What are you doing?"
Boy,"doing my maths homework"
Mom: and this is how your teacher taught you?
Boy: "Yes"
Infurriated,mother called the teacher:
Are you teaching maths to children by saying 2+2,
the son of b!?$h is 4?
Teacher started laughing and answered:
"what i taught them it was,2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4..."