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THE FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE STEWARDESS
« on: March 12, 2014, 03:43:11 pm »

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"


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Re: THE FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE STEWARDESS
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2014, 03:59:04 pm »
Good one Todd, still chuckling. Thanks for the laugh. :D
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Re: THE FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE STEWARDESS
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2014, 05:25:17 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D love it lol.
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Re: THE FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE STEWARDESS
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2014, 09:01:13 pm »
Good one.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: THE FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE STEWARDESS
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2014, 12:50:10 am »
She wasn't so blonde after all.....  Loved it.  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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