Author Topic: Ole's and Lena  (Read 1074 times)

ChuckD

  • Guest
Ole's and Lena
« on: February 21, 2014, 10:00:32 pm »
Government surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if they could do some surveying.
Ole agreed, and Lena even served them a nice meal at noon time.

The next spring, the two surveyors stopped by and told Ole, "Because you were so kind to us, we wanted to give you this bad news in person instead of by letter."

Ole replied, "What's the bad news?"

The surveyors stated, "Well, after our work here, we discovered your farm is not in Minnesota but is actually in Wisconsin!"

Ole looked at Lena and said, "That's the best news I have heard in a long time.
I just told Lena this morning that I don't think I can take another winter in Minnesota."

Offline mickey357

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 692
    • View Profile
Re: Ole's and Lena
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2014, 09:59:40 am »
She has to be a blonde. I know my wife is a blonde.

Offline jrpeteo

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 698
    • View Profile
Re: Ole's and Lena
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2014, 02:12:24 pm »
Ole and Lena jokes are quite popular in these parts....
I'm with Ole, here's the picnic table on my patio near Minneapolis Minnesota.
Pete
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain

Offline Gabby

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 3069
  • Yer durn tootin'!
    • View Profile
Re: Ole's and Lena
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2014, 02:20:54 am »
Ole and Lena jokes are quite popular in these parts....
I'm with Ole, here's the picnic table on my patio near Minneapolis Minnesota.
Pete
I always wondered about the sanity of people who live in places like that, I even wonder if they know to come in out of the rain. Said the old desert rat who loved to sweat in 100+F days. LOL
At least I could jump in the creek to cool off, wait what creek?
Gabby
MOLON LABE.
TRUST IN GOD!
 DON'T BELIEVE ALL YOU HEAR & DON'T SAY ALL THAT YOU THINK !

Offline wombatie

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 5557
  • Victoria Australia
    • View Profile
Re: Ole's and Lena
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2014, 12:30:05 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D.  Good one.

Marg
MARG

No one notices what I do until I'm not here to do it............

Malistar22

  • Guest
Re: Ole's and Lena
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2014, 11:27:04 am »
This reminds me of this image saw recently. It's so true and I have actually asked myself this question many times.


 

SMF

Teknoromi