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Offline Gabby

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2 Boys
« on: October 15, 2013, 02:06:35 am »
Two Boys.....


If this does not make your day, nothing will.




Two little boys, ages 7 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 7 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see
the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger
boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.


The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the
boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and
dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!"  "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"


PLEASE DON'T LAUGH ALONE.


PASS IT ON!

Gabby
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Re: 2 Boys
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2013, 05:13:56 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: 2 Boys
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2013, 08:08:12 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: 2 Boys
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2013, 08:26:21 am »
Time to clean the coffee out of the keyboard again. Thanks gabby. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: 2 Boys
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2013, 05:02:29 am »
Coffee Roy?
Yeah right!
Gabby
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Re: 2 Boys
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2013, 11:21:36 pm »
Must have hurt ol' Roys feelings, he had nothing to say.  ;D
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