Don't you just love stories about the animal kingdom.
>A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer
>in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
>
>The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better
>be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.
>Who wants to try out first?"
>
>The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
>chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion
>starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge toward her.
About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
>
>The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
>licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and nuzzle her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
>
>The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
>
>The tough old golfer replies,
>
>"No problem, just get that darn lion out of there."
