Well...It ain't going to happen!
From recent experience I know this for an absolute fact.
I highly recommend every one of my 'online family' pay a visit to this site and take advantage of their program or at least use it as a guide for your ultimate demise!
Personally I acquired and filled out their "Five Wishes" declaration 3 years ago and I have felt good about it ever since. However, since the passing of my sister who was eight years younger than my 76 years, it is now time to update my personal '5 Wishes' to reflect my new situation!
Please! Do not leave your family in the position of having to guess what your life choices would be and give them some direction.
The "Five Wishes" document when properly filled out and notarized is legal in 42 of the 50 United States.
http://www.agingwithdignity.org/~~~GB~~~