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Offline jerry1939

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A Romantic Evening
« on: September 24, 2013, 12:26:53 pm »
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quite, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared. She said, "For being an exemplary couple & for loving each other all this time, I will grant you each a wish." The wife answered, "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and-poof, 2 tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife & fairy were deepply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.! Poof!.. the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungratful bastards should remember that fairies are female.....

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Re: A Romantic Evening
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2013, 12:40:43 pm »
Too true.  Thanks.  I had to share this..
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Re: A Romantic Evening
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2013, 01:42:47 pm »
love it.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Romantic Evening
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2013, 05:33:24 pm »
 :D :D :D :D
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Re: A Romantic Evening
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2013, 02:20:48 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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