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Offline jerry1939

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« on: September 22, 2013, 03:00:17 pm »
95% of all Chevy trucks that were ever built are still on the road.




The rest made it home.

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Re: Chevy Trucks
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2013, 03:39:38 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D made me smile lol
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2013, 04:38:46 pm »
I liked that! I'm not a  Shovey fan, can you tell?  ;)


Reminded me of another one I  heard not long ago...

95% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Rog
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2013, 05:19:14 pm »
Had to read it three times before I got it - good one.

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Re: Chevy Trucks
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2013, 06:57:08 pm »
Anybody remember?

FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily!

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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2013, 08:57:34 pm »
Do you also remember;

"Friends don't let friends drive Fords"?

jerry
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2013, 09:41:32 pm »
I remember all of these. Ford, Chev, Dodge, I have had them all, name doesn't matter as long as it gets you from point A to point B.  ;D
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Re: Chevy Trucks
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2013, 01:41:42 am »
nice one Jerry!
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2013, 09:23:24 am »
FORD means......"First On Race Day".

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Re: Chevy Trucks
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2013, 09:49:50 am »
FORD means......"First On Race Day".

Rog
or "Found On Road Dead" ;D
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2013, 09:51:32 am »
Dodge is "Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere" ;D


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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2013, 10:47:37 am »
When a young guy sees a good looking gal wearing a tight leather outfit, do you know why his hands start to perspire, his heart beats a little faster and his knees start to feel weak?

It's because she smells like a new truck.

jerry
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