Health and Safety - Tip For Today

[Keefie]

Todays Tip

"If a woman is upset hold her and tell her how beautiful she is.
If that doesn't work retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her."

[rob roy]

Ho, Ho, Keefie you're going to suffer when Marg sees that.
Rob Roy.

[iggygiles]

NO, NO, NO,  you have to get personal, tell her she has a shadow on her top lip and her nails look a bit tired. By the time she has dealt with that, you can be miles away.
 

[Gabby]

NO, NO, NO,  you have to get personal, tell her she has a shadow on her top lip and her nails look a bit tired. By the time she has dealt with that, you can be miles away.
 

Hey there Iggy, look at you sitting at the old compuker and regailing us with your advise to the love lorn, just shows what you can do if you are motivated or bored enough. LOL
Keep that foot elevated so that Marge will see it and feel sorry for you. Maybe she will bring you a little tot for the discomfort. 
G

[iggygiles]

I have at least 5 bottles of JW in the drinks cab from happy customers. if I started on that, well who knows???wooooooooooops. shorry.

[rob roy]

Only FIVE bottles Iggy!!!!!!. Shame on you. .
Rob Roy.

[iggygiles]

They are 1L bottles and the youngest is 15year vintage. it may be worth paying the Bridge fee after all LOL.

[Keefie]

Ian, to you and me, that is a nice supply of JW.  To Rob it it is just a "taster"

[rob roy]

Ho,Hoooooo Ian 15 year old in liter bottles, things are looking up now. Just connect one up to an IV drip.
Rob Roy.

[wombatie]

Keith you should be hung drawn and quartered    You should also be ashamed of yourself, there is obviously no hope left for you.     

Marg

[Gabby]

Snivel and I can't even stop by and bum a drink! BAWLLLLLLLLL  BOO HOOOOOO
Sitting here looking at the last shot in the bottle.
Boy talk about self control!
G

[Gabby]

Hey Marg what's got yer knickers in a bunch?
Keith didn't do anything!
G

[Keefie]

Keith you should be hung drawn and quartered    You should also be ashamed of yourself, there is obviously no hope left for you.     

Marg

Marg, I'm always ahsamed of myself - there never was any hope for me!!!

Keith.

[wombatie]

I know Keith, thats the problem.  And its no good throwing chocolates at me I can't eat them.  Thats whats got my knickers in a knot Gabby.   

Marg

[Gabby]

Sorry about that Marg, I can relate when the weather goes to pot here and it's the end of the scrolling season, I can get a knot in my shorts too.
Gabby