WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- >Your last name stays put.
>The garage is all yours.
>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>Chocolate is just another snack.
>You can never be pregnant.
>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>The world is your urinal.
>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just
>too icky.
>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>Same work, more pay.
>Wrinkles add character.
>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in
>30 seconds flat.
>You know stuff about tanks and engines.
>A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
>You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>You never have strap problems in public.
>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
>Everything on your face stays its original colour.
>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
>One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
>You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
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>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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>No wonder men are happier.
