Complete or Finished

[wombatie]

 
No English dictionary has been able to explain the
difference between the two words 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that's so easy to understand:

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but, there is an explanation, as told by a Newfoundlander!!!!!!
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are COMPLETELY FINISHED !!!

End of story



Marg

[thumbs]

that's what my wife told me when we got married  --Richard

[newfie]

LOL thats a good one.

[mickey357]

That's a good one. I'm making a copy to send to friends. Thanks.

[Keefie]

me too mickey 

[cdrover(Clyde)]

A Newfie story coming from Australia. Thanks Marg. as they say, " to me wife and girlfriend, may they never meet".

[king310]

The day I said "I Do" she said "Not no more" 

[rob roy]

The day I said "I DO" My wife said,"yes YOU CERTAINLY WILL".
Rob Roy

[Keefie]

That sounds about right Rob, she should also let you know how fast you need to do it too lol.

[rob roy]

Hi Keefie, I usually ask how high to jump too!!.
Rob Roy.

[wombatie]

NO Rob you should be asking "When I come down" 
Tickled a funny bone there I did.   

Marg

[rob roy]

Marg, you must be psychic, or should that be psychotic?. LOL. I was putting up a blind yesterday and I slipped off the steps and landed on my a&*. Did I get loving sympathy??. Yes, I was told it was about time "I CAME DOWN TO EARTH".
Goodness knows how we have lasted 44 years.
Rob Roy.

[Keefie]

Hope you didn't hurt yourself Rob!!!!

[Danny]

Bet you Hurt your Pride....  LOL  Danny  :+}

[rob roy]

Certainly did hurt my pride Danny and Keefie and I've got the most colorful bruise to prove it. .
Rob Roy.