A Newfoundlander and a Ontarian entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Torontonian stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the Torontonian said to the Newfoundlander: "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me.
You can't beat that."
Newfoundlander replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the Newfounder said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic ?" The shopkeeper
replied: "Yes." The Newfounder said: "Give me a chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The Newfounder
asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"
The Newfounder replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three chocolate bars."
You just CAN'T beat a Newfoundlander........
