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Offline Russ C

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The IRS is everywhere. PG-13
« on: June 08, 2013, 11:37:24 am »
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

"No," the woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."
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Re: The IRS is everywhere. PG-13
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2013, 01:10:06 pm »
From the stage, the circus strong man grabs a lemon from a bowl and starts to squeeze. His muscles bulging, brow sweating, he manages to sqeeze a half pint of lemon juice from the poor lemon into a beaker. He then announces that anyone who can get another drop from the bruised pulp will win his gold watch. A scrawny, slant-eyed fellow in a cheap suit steps up, takes the lemon, and finishes filling the pint beaker with no problem. The strong man looks at the runt with wonder and asks "How did you do that?". "No problem" says he, "I'm with the IRS."
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Re: The IRS is everywhere. PG-13
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2013, 05:59:35 pm »
love them both lol  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The IRS is everywhere. PG-13
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2013, 07:46:02 pm »
 Two good ones, thanks for the laugh ;D'
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