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cdrover(Clyde)
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May 08, 2013, 05:41:15 am »
Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Canada. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Clyde
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May 08, 2013, 07:36:12 am »
LOL good one Clyde
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Marcellarius
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May 08, 2013, 02:19:31 pm »
poor guy, bet he didn't see that coming, LOL
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newfie
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May 08, 2013, 03:18:48 pm »
if he did it wasn't for every long LOL
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May 08, 2013, 05:16:18 pm »
sounds like what happened to Rob lol
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May 08, 2013, 06:35:05 pm »
CD did you tell your wife that one?
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cdrover(Clyde)
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May 08, 2013, 08:00:48 pm »
Just a moment,,,,,,,,,let me catch my breath,,,,,,,,,,I can almost see out of my good eye again,,,,, and my arm is still in a sling,,,, Ya she told me.
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May 09, 2013, 05:36:36 am »
Hey Keefie, that was 44 years ago...............................and I still have trouble peeing on occasions.
Rob Roy.
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wombatie
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May 09, 2013, 05:42:43 am »
I think we would be best friends, very nice lady don't you agree.
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