NEW...Sunburn Treatment!!!

[GrayBeard]

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a 25mg Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him doctor?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs'!!!
And keep him from rolling over!!! (editor's comment!)

~~~GB~~~

[IBMer]

Sunburn Treatment?   Rub Some Bacon on it!!!!    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A

Funny, but I burned my legs like this once.   I was in Italy, and fell asleep on a balcony with just my legs in the sun.   I couldn't walk or stand for 3 days.  I was burning up with fever and chills..     My knees simply refused to bend.  It was if all the fluids that lubricate the knee cap had evaporated away...   Very painful..  

Fortunately, I was 15 and didn't need any stinking pills to keep the sheets off my legs  (you guys out there will know what I mean, to be 15 again)...

[cdrover(Clyde)]

I remember it well, like yesterday, but just 45 years ago.

[wombatie]

I have no idea what your talking about.   

Marg

[IBMer]

I have no idea what your talking about.   

Marg

That's why I said You GUYS, Not Gals ;-)   But even ladies had raging hormones at 15, so you may still know what I mean to an extent.