What a day, if it could go wrong, it did.
Anyway, thanks to EIEIO for unknowingly leading me on the right track to make my own pattern, Keefie for making one, and tub4ever for making me realise I didn't need the periods/fullstops. Also, apologies to the forum for trying to put it on the road to bankruptcy.
I managed to cut something that is nearly what I want. It's a bit small, but it was practice. The blade kept getting stuck while cutting along the grain, which was something I wasn't expecting, and at one point took the job out of my hand. (Why did I remove the hold down foot?) You can see where it carried on cutting without input from me at the top of the second "U", but worse, it broke off half the "G". After gluing it back on, I was vacuuming the dust up but got too near and the piece disappeared up the vacuum pipe. Or so I thought. Told you it was a bad day. I took the *full* bag out of the vacuum, tore it open and searched through it. Nothing. I stepped back and stood on the piece which had been on the floor all along. Oh, how I laughed. Well, no, I didn't, but the wife did when I told her. She's such a dear.