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The Winter Boots
« on: March 07, 2013, 01:50:29 pm »

(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)
 
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her
reception class pupils put on his boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots
still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher,
they're on the wrong feet.'
She looked, and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was
putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.
He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and
scream, 'Why didn't you say so? ' like she wanted to.
Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting
boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they got the boots off when he said,
'They're my brother's boots. My Mum made me wear 'em.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your
mittens?'
He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
She will be eligible for parole in three years.


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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 06:28:03 pm »
Been through something similar a few times Todd. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 09:12:20 pm »
I raised four son's ,thanks for the memory jolt ,I remember the new Red Ball jets ,way before nike etc.
My #3 son was so excited how fast they would make Him,before any body knew it My 8YR. old I flying down the street in his Red Ball Jets in just His underwear. One of his brothers yelled to him ,he looked down ,the return trip was 11 seconds faster.We still laff about that and other kids stunts !

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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2013, 12:57:35 am »
ROFLMBO  Hilarious  Loved it.   :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: The Winter Boots
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2013, 10:22:52 am »
I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD ON THAT ONE!!!!!

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