not worth reading
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
? Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
? A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
? I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
? How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
? I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
? This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
? I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, and I can't put it down.
? I did a theatrical performance about puns; it was a play on words.
? They told me I had Type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
? A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
? PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
? Why were the aboriginals here first? They had reservations.
? Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory-- I hope there's no pop quiz.
? The Energizer bunny was arrested and charged with battery.
? I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
? How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
? Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
? When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
? What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
? I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
? Broken pencils are pointless.
? What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
? England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
? I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
? I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
? All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Now the police have nothing to go on.
? I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
? Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
? Velcro-- what a ripoff!
? Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
? Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
? Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
? I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
