Ya gotta love this one..
An Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the
surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need
arose.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so,
the call went out.
Finally a Scotsman by the name of Rob was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot
willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman in appreciation for giving his
blood, a new BMW, diamonds and $50,000 dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective
surgery.
The hospital telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his
blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a
box of Laura Secord chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture
as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again,
that you would give me another BMW, diamonds and money ... but you only gave
me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates."
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma
veins".