Little Billy's parents decide that it would do Billy good to spend the summer with his grandpa Joe. Billy isn't terribly excited about this idea since Grandpa Joe lives in a log cabin, on top of a mountain, with no TV, No Electricity and no Running Water. Getting out of the car, Billy is very excited to see Grandpa Joe. He immediately notices the crystal clear, ice cold stream flowing down the mountain and the big yellow dog sitting on Grandpa's porch.. Billy thinks, hey this might be fun.
Later that day, Billy and Grandpa Joe sit down for lunch. Billy notices that his spoon isn't very clean and asks Grandpa if he remembered to Wash it? Grandpa tells him, Son, it's just as clean as cold water can possibly get it. Next Billy notices that his plate is kind of funky. Grandpa, how about this plate, it doesn't look very clean. Grandpa tells him, Son, I already told you, these dishes are just as clean as Cold Water can possibly get them.
After lunch, Billy offers to take the dishes down to the stream and wash them for grandpa. Grandpa tells him, Don't be silly son, just set them down on the porch, Cold Water will be here shortly to lick them off.. He deserves a little lunch too... Woof...
