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Offline cdrover(Clyde)

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Medical exam.
« on: January 17, 2013, 08:12:06 pm »
Medical examination..........
 While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady started taking off her panties.....
 Doctor, stopping her: "NO! NO! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue."   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2013, 08:48:06 pm »
Cdrover I went to the doctor today also. It was my annual visit were he tells me he loves me after he tells me to drop em and bend over ....................oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Medical exam.
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2013, 09:33:23 pm »
Is that the new prostate test where you lean over the table and the dr places his hands on your shoulders and asks if that is alright.
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2013, 01:03:40 am »
  :o :o :o :o:D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Medical exam.
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 03:46:54 am »
hahaha, didn't  see that coming. LOL
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2013, 05:01:37 am »
Nor did HE lol  :o :o :o :o :o :o
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2013, 05:46:22 am »
Yes Cdrover!!!! I still have a twinkle in my eyes this morning ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2013, 06:14:01 am »
I have had that exam so often I am gone "digital" ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2013, 01:25:29 pm »
Hi Clyde I've had the privilege of that examination. Followed by a camera in the other end. I can assure you it aint no place for a camera, no matter how pretty the pictures are!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2013, 02:34:28 pm »
Rob, you ought to know it's not the camera you need to worry about, it's that damn TRIPOD that hurts !!!!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2013, 05:53:02 pm »
Quote from: Keefie on January 18, 2013, 02:34:28 pm
Rob, you ought to know it's not the camera you need to worry about, it's that damn TRIPOD that hurts !!!!!!!

That is hilarious - thank you!

After one of those over the table exam, the dr. said I have the prostrate of a 40 year old. I said, "I hope he doesn't miss it."
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2013, 06:13:30 pm »
And you are...........30 right??
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2013, 06:37:52 pm »
What bothers me is the nurses laughing when I leave!!!
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« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2013, 06:51:41 pm »
The nurses only laugh when they see the feet of the tripod hanging out lol
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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2013, 06:15:50 am »
Hi guys, I was pretty tee'd off with my photography session as the guy with camera was one of MY CUSTOMERS.!!!!!!!. I think he is still laughing. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(.
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