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Offline Billy in Va

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The Haircut
« on: January 07, 2013, 08:52:11 am »
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of The Senate came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of The Senate was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of The

Senate lined up waiting for a free haircut.


And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of a country and the politicians who run it.


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Re: The Haircut
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2013, 09:35:35 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The Haircut
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2013, 09:50:51 am »
Ain't that the truth!!
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Re: The Haircut
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2013, 09:54:33 am »
Hope you don't mind Billy, I put that on my FB page   :D
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Re: The Haircut
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2013, 11:52:29 am »
WiseGuy, its going on myFB sometime this evening too
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Re: The Haircut
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2013, 12:34:00 pm »
LOL!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2013, 10:48:51 pm »
 :D :D :D :D :D They must be the ones who did't jump off the cliff.

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Re: The Haircut
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2013, 08:13:23 am »
The cliff is still there and we can invite them to go hiking!
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Re: The Haircut
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2013, 12:34:40 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  Politicians are the same no matter what the country.

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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2013, 09:28:25 am »
Amen Marg!!!  they are a race unto themselves. I we could just gather them all and put them somewhere the problem would be solved.  With all the back stabbing they would eliminate themselves quickly.  Trouble is  no country wants them :(
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Re: The Haircut
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2013, 06:26:12 pm »
Billy, If I found a country that wants them I would give them all of ours before you got the chance to dump all yours lol  ::) ::) ::)
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2013, 08:24:05 am »
Thought about sending them to the moon  (with Alice)  but I really don't have anything against the moon  ( or Alice)
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