My tax return

[king310]

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.
It puzzles me!!! 
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico;
and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

[Billy in Va]

King  2012 taxes will be much simpler.  It has 2 Lines
1 How much did you make?
2 Send it all!

[TheMelster]

I just got my priorities in order: finance for NASCAR track came before the East Coast Hurricane Victims. What was I thinking?

[Keefie]

Hi king310, It was me you missed, just send me all your money and I will stop the IRS getting any of it from you lol

[yyyyyguy]

I think the current 535 number should be added to the 42 mil. number and things could only get better