Well my "friends", Marg,Gabby, Keefie, King and Billy. Very nice of you to castigate me when I was not able to defend myself. This was due to having no phone, no broadband and a house turned upside down with heating engineers.
Now it's my turn. Well Gabby, I'm not so sure about me being your whipping boy, at your age I doubt you could WHIP CREAM LOL. Maybe I deserved the comments from you all as I may have a touch of foot and mouth disease. I.E. every time I open my mouth I put my foot in it. My dear wife has still not found the big pump pliers despite your efforts to the contrary, so I'm safe for the moment!!!.
Maybe the following will help jog your memory about married life.
Please peruse at your leisure.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE
No 1
Marriages are made in Heaven, but so are thunder and lightning
No 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.
No 3
Marriage is grand-- ---------- divorce is at least 100 grand.
No 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year they both speak and the neighbors listen.
No 5
When a man opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of one thing.
Either the car is new or the wife is.
No 6
Marriage is when a man and a woman become as one:
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
No 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
No 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,economical and a good cook.
Unfortunately,the law allows only one wife.
No 9.
Marriage and love are purely matters of chemistry.
That is why a wife treats her husband like toxic waste.
No 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that he is FINISHED.
Here Endeth This Lesson. Amen.
Rob Roy.
