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The Biology Exam....
« on: November 29, 2012, 08:18:59 pm »

 
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother' Milk.?
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end
of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the
ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.
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Re: The Biology Exam....
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2012, 10:33:53 pm »
I'll have to send that one to my daughter who just had a baby 2 months ago. :)

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Re: The Biology Exam....
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2012, 01:16:35 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D No wonder they got an A but should have been and A+

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Re: The Biology Exam....
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2012, 01:26:35 am »
I almost stuck my foot in my mouth.
Slap my wrist, ow, ow, ow!
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Re: The Biology Exam....
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2012, 04:37:17 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D love it lol
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Re: The Biology Exam....
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2012, 09:37:39 am »
Good one GB  I had to send it on!
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Re: The Biology Exam....
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2012, 10:24:33 am »
LMBO  :D  :D  :D
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Re: The Biology Exam....
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2012, 10:28:02 am »
LOL


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Re: The Biology Exam....
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2012, 10:33:59 am »
LMBO  :D  :D  :D
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Re: The Biology Exam....
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2012, 10:54:25 am »
I almost stuck my foot in my mouth.
Slap my wrist, ow, ow, ow!
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Re: The Biology Exam....
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2012, 06:10:35 am »
Almost Roy, almost!
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Re: The Biology Exam....
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2012, 10:39:05 am »
I just sent it to the biology teachers at my school. Good one, thanks
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