John went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was
made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how
the bull was doing. John complained that the bull just feasted on his best
pasture and wouldn't even look at a cow. The Banker suggested that he have
a veterinarian take a look at the bull.
Next week, the Banker returned to see if the vet had helped. John really
looked very pleased. "The bull has serviced all of my cows! He broke
through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just
about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"
"Wow," said The Banker , "what did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied John.
"What kind of pills?" asked The Banker.
"I don't know, but they taste like peppermint."
