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rob roy

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the thoughtful scotsman
« on: November 15, 2012, 04:54:45 pm »
Tommy was heading off to the pub
and he turned to his loving wee wife before leaving,
and said, put your hat and coat on dear.
She replied, Oh, my darling are you taking me with you.
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Nah!!. I'll be turning the central heating off while i'm out.

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Re: the thoughtful scotsman
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2012, 05:50:47 pm »
lol, is that really how you treat your wife Rob?
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: the thoughtful scotsman
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2012, 05:54:54 pm »
Hey keefie, I wish. If I tried that trick, you would never hear from me again. Apart from the death notice on here. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(.
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Re: the thoughtful scotsman
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2012, 11:46:06 pm »
I bet we will be reading it real soon.   :-* :D :D :D :D :D

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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2012, 02:43:25 am »
Now there I thought the Scots where such polite people ;D.
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Re: the thoughtful scotsman
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2012, 05:44:55 am »
Came close yesterday Marg. I spilled coffee on a beige rug. Need I say more???.
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Re: the thoughtful scotsman
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2012, 06:11:33 am »
Yes Dawie, we ARE very polite, until it comes to saving money. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;).
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Re: the thoughtful scotsman
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2012, 07:12:23 am »
 :D  :D  :D  Now that is when the fight started. LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2012, 07:14:28 am »
LOL


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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2012, 05:44:18 am »
Hope you knew where the vacuum was kept and not a wet cloth, now that would have Ben a disaster.

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Re: the thoughtful scotsman
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2012, 08:43:31 am »
Hi Marg, I knew where the vacuum was but I used it to retrieve the stick deodorant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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