A young guy's walking down the street when he sees an enormous funeral procession just ahead, led by an older man with a Doberman on a leash.
"Hey, what's goin' on here?" the young guy asks.
"Oh, it's my mother-in-law's funeral," says the guy with the Doberman. "The dog here killed her."
"Oh, wow!" says the young guy. "Can I borrow the dog?"
The older man waves a hand at the procession and says, "Get in line!"
