A man and a woman meet in a bar.
They instantly hit it off and each expresses their attraction to the other.
After a few more drinks, they decide they can't wait any longer, and sneak off to the parking lot for a quikie in his car.
Aftwards, while they are straightening up to return to the bar, the man says, "If I'd known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!"
The woman replies, "If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"