Author Topic: Take your time...  (Read 812 times)

Mainewoods

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Take your time...
« on: November 12, 2012, 09:03:40 pm »
A man and a woman meet in a bar.
They instantly hit it off and each expresses their attraction to the other. 
After a few more drinks, they decide they can't wait any longer, and sneak off to the parking lot for a quikie in his car.
Aftwards, while they are straightening up to return to the bar, the man says, "If I'd known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!"
The woman replies, "If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"

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Re: Take your time...
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2012, 09:37:58 pm »
 :o :o :o :o
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Re: Take your time...
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2012, 08:05:26 am »
LMBO  ::) ::) ::) ::)
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: Take your time...
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2012, 11:54:26 am »
 :D  ;D  :D  :D
GOOD ONE... STILL LAUGHING.
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Re: Take your time...
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2012, 03:57:49 pm »
LOL


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Re: Take your time...
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2012, 04:57:33 pm »
LMBO  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
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Re: Take your time...
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2012, 12:26:54 am »
 :o :o :o :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) ;)  Oh I do like that one.

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