deodorant

[rob roy]

I bought a new stick deodorant today,
The instructions said Push Up Bottom,
Now I can hardly walk,
But every time I fart the room smells beautiful. .
Rob Roy.

[chelcass]

LOL!   Bet you bottom doesn't sweat either......................

[rob roy]

Hi Chelcas, possibly the driest bottom this side of the POND. .
Rob Roy

[Judy Hunter]

Oh now that was a cute one

[wombatie]

G'day smelly bum, does it smell of roses??? LOL

Marg

[Keefie]

Rob, I thought you were telling porkie pies (lies) when you told me you smelled of "Sweet Violets" now I know why you do lol

[rob roy]

Rob, I thought you were telling porkie pies (lies) when you told me you smelled of "Sweet Violets" now I know why you do lol

Yes Keefie, I smell of Sweet Violets, but Sweet Violet's what???
Rob Roy.

[rob roy]

Hi Marg, never noticed what flavour it was on the label. I only read the instructions on the back. .
Rob Roy.

[Russ C]

     OoooK. No comment.     

[Marcellarius]

great one Rob,

don't push to hard on the toilet, you might launch it   

LOL

[rob roy]

Hi Marcell, the only thing that worries me is getting hiccups. It could cause a bigger problem. .
Rob Roy.

[tdub4ever]

Hmmmm, mine's a one way exit only. Entrance forbiden!

[Marcellarius]

Hi Marcell, the only thing that worries me is getting hiccups. It could cause a bigger problem. .
Rob Roy.

Rob, I would be more worried when you have to sneeze....

[rob roy]

Could kill someone Marcell and that wouldn't do would it!!!  .
Rob Roy.

[Marcellarius]

Could kill someone Marcell and that wouldn't do would it!!!  .
Rob Roy.

hahahaha